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Team Talk | Games nobody asked for

11/8/2019

 
Team Talk | Games nobody asked for - Pass the Controller

Last week an email popped into the PTC inbox informing us that Garfield Kart Furious Racing was coming to Xbox One, PS4, Switch and PC this November. For some reason, James saw this as an opportunity to pitch a Team Talk on games that nobody ever asked for… Not one to pass up a freebie, Sam ran with it and here we are.

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Sam | Diablo Immortal

Activision Blizzard’s mobile dungeon crawler isn’t even out yet, so, in the interest of fairness, I’ll say that it may be just what the doctor ordered. It’s impossible not to have the disastrous on-stage announcement spring to mind when this particular topic is raised, however.

Delivered to a captive audience of their most devout fans at Blizzcon 2018, the Diablo team visibly squirmed when the crowd booed the reveal that the latest iteration of their favourite franchise would be confined to mobile phones. Predictable as that reaction might be to you or I, apparently the angry response hadn’t been forecast, which serves to highlight just how out of touch Blizzard are.

Instead of ditching the Q&A segment thereafter, they soldiered on and made things even worse for themselves. YouTuber Dontinquire infamously asked if the reveal was an “out of season April Fools joke”, boldly voicing what most of the PC faithful in attendance and watching online were thinking, whilst their ill-conceived response to an inquiry on a potential PC port swiftly shot to meme superstardom.

Said response - “Do you guys not have phones?” - completely missed the point. They all did, and we all do, but nobody wants to engage with an inferior, free-to-play version of Diablo on a touchscreen device.
Things have been quiet since the game’s debut, which is understandable, given the trailer has 326K downvotes vs. 24K upvotes...
Chris | Needless yearly updates

I'd like to make it clear that I'm not cheating and picking every single sequel. There's a certain type of game that doesn't need a new release each year but gets one anyway. FIFA, NBA, NFL and the rest of EA's '19 series are probably the most advanced digital recreations of ball touching that have existed to date, yet there's not a great deal that separates them from their predecessors.

It isn't just sport sims or EA, Infinity Ward are obviously not looking to break the mould with Call of Duty '19: Modern Warfare, Again. An argument could be made that any big changes in the franchise are often met with resistance, potentially hurting sales, though this feels too much like blaming ourselves.

We don't always know what we want until it's right in front of us, so developers shouldn't be afraid of thinking outside the box every now and then. Ubisoft's reboot of Assassin's Creed was a resounding success which breathed new life into a series that, for many, had grown stale. Whilst there's not much chance of FIFA being rebooted in the same manner, there's very little on offer that we haven't already seen.

Team Talk | Games nobody asked for - Pass the Controller
Can you tell which iteration of FIFA this is?
James | Garfield Kart Furious Racing

When the news that Garfield already has his own kart racing game reached me this week, and not only that but we're getting a sequel in November, I was perplexed. I'm partial to a kart racer (as I've mentioned in a previous Team Talk) and on the surface I don't think it's fair that Mario gets a monopoly on them, but I mean...come on now, Garfield?!

The lasagne-loving feline jumped back into pop culture in 2004 with the almost certainly dreadful movie (which I did not see), and 9 years and a number of cash-ins later, the game to truly capitalise on/sell out the character - Garfield Kart - was released on iOS, Android, Steam and 3DS.

With the remake of Crash Team Racing out and performing well, an alternative to Mario Kart is there for you already, and even Sonic Team Racing feels like it earns its place with a few unique mechanics.

Most importantly of all, a kart racer needs characters, and, while Mario Kart 8 Deluxe takes the kick on this a bit, Garfield alone does not a compelling roster of players make.
Team Talk | Games nobody asked for - Pass the Controller
Here we see Garfield, surrounded by all of the memorable characters from the franchise.
Liam | Angry Birds Star Wars

It’s fair to say that most game concepts are so bizarre it would be a bit of stretch to expect people to even think them up, let alone ask for them.

Take Super Mario, for example. Before it came into existence, I'd wager that no-one was going about their day thinking, “You know what I need in my life? A game about an Italian plumber stamping giant turtles to death in a land inhabited by mushroom people."

Angry Birds falls under the same category. In any other industry, pitching the idea of slinging kamikaze birds at pigs with giant catapults is more likely to get you a very awkward meeting with the HR department instead of a multi-million selling, movie-spawning game series.

Even if the original concept of murdering pigs with birds was already lurking in the deep, dark recesses of someone’s mind, I highly doubt they had the foresight to blend it with George Lucas’ iconic space opera.
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Yet, that’s exactly what Rovio did when they came up with Angry Birds Star Wars, which, to this day, remains the strangest franchise crossover I’ve ever played.
Team Talk | Games nobody asked for - Pass the Controller
The Force is not very strong with this one.


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