Well, well, well, if it isn’t an early candidate for worst game of the year: Joe’s Diner on Nintendo Wii U.
We toiled in earnest to find something enjoyable about this game, but no matter how hard we tried, the well ran dry. The audio sounds cheap, bland and totally uninspiring, the gameplay is downright gruelling, the design is plain bad - somehow it even runs terribly!
Ultimately, we found ourselves running down the timer by staring out of the window at the poorly implemented horizon, praying for release from a world of heinous banality. Even at £5.99 this game is massively overpriced; go and watch some paint dry instead.